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lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

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sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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Being 30+ on Tumblr

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anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

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So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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queensamwise:

haters can say what they want about the 4th of july but i just witnessed two dudes- one dressed as abe lincoln and the other as benjamin franklin- passionately making out on the balcony while fireworks went off behind them and half of the party, for some reason, gathered around them and chanted “USA! USA!” for like five solid minutes

god bless america

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deair:

so how do i relationship

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skulkingwriter:

alias-milamber:

alias-milamber:

maddiesontheinternet:

Look what I found!
Incase you’re confused on what this means, it basically means that they are planning to create images that we would usually post and hide files that can essentially take down our blogs.
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.
Be careful about what file’s you’re downloading. Otherwise, you could loose your blog.
IF YOU SEE THIS, REBLOG IT! THIS IS IMPORTANT!

This doesn’t work.

Right, now I’m not on my phone:
There used to be a glitch in some image processing libraries - notably the ones browsers were using to turn JPGs into pixels - where a sufficiently malcrafted jpeg image could trick the browser into executing code. If you are running a browser that has been updated in the last three  years - or even one with a version number in double-digits - you are not affected by this bug, and even if you were, tumblr downloads any image you use in a post to their own servers, firstly to protect against this kind of malarky, and secondly to provide their max-image-size limits so your dashboard doesn’t gain the weight of a thousand suns when your neighbourhood doctor-who fan posts a image of Jenna-Louise Coleman with a resolution such that you can examine each pore for traces of Matt Smith’s aftershave.
While I’m on the subject, you cannot get someone’s address by their IP for the reasons listed at the end of this post here, and even if you could, most ISPs give you a new IP when you reset your router.
And finally, reblogging a Masterpost list does allow you to edit the links to go to shock-sites, but it neither retroactively changes the links for previous rebloggers, nor does editing it change the links for everyone who has reblogged it since. You’d have to reblog it from a 4chan account holder who has been a dick, and with any luck you know that already.

Some valuable information for everybody as Tumblr continues to freak out over the (apparently?) impending Attack of the Childish Douchecanoes.

skulkingwriter:

alias-milamber:

alias-milamber:

maddiesontheinternet:

Look what I found!

Incase you’re confused on what this means, it basically means that they are planning to create images that we would usually post and hide files that can essentially take down our blogs.

THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.

Be careful about what file’s you’re downloading. Otherwise, you could loose your blog.

IF YOU SEE THIS, REBLOG IT! THIS IS IMPORTANT!

This doesn’t work.

Right, now I’m not on my phone:

There used to be a glitch in some image processing libraries - notably the ones browsers were using to turn JPGs into pixels - where a sufficiently malcrafted jpeg image could trick the browser into executing code. If you are running a browser that has been updated in the last three  years - or even one with a version number in double-digits - you are not affected by this bug, and even if you were, tumblr downloads any image you use in a post to their own servers, firstly to protect against this kind of malarky, and secondly to provide their max-image-size limits so your dashboard doesn’t gain the weight of a thousand suns when your neighbourhood doctor-who fan posts a image of Jenna-Louise Coleman with a resolution such that you can examine each pore for traces of Matt Smith’s aftershave.

While I’m on the subject, you cannot get someone’s address by their IP for the reasons listed at the end of this post here, and even if you could, most ISPs give you a new IP when you reset your router.

And finally, reblogging a Masterpost list does allow you to edit the links to go to shock-sites, but it neither retroactively changes the links for previous rebloggers, nor does editing it change the links for everyone who has reblogged it since. You’d have to reblog it from a 4chan account holder who has been a dick, and with any luck you know that already.

Some valuable information for everybody as Tumblr continues to freak out over the (apparently?) impending Attack of the Childish Douchecanoes.

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sighkotic:

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skeletales:

This is unexpectedly not about make-up haha

reblogged before it was even finished.

SUPREME 

yes this is incredible

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